ME: Okay hon, this is gonna sound nuts, but here me out.
ME: Alright. Look, I just don’t want to spend so much at napkins anymore! It’s nuts, I just paid $7.99 for 600 napkins and they just get thrown out. I know it’s nuts but I want to use cloth napkins.
ME: I mean I know that it seems – what?
J: You’re right, they’re expensive. That’s fine.
ME: ….. Oh. So, that’s it? I was already to have to convince you.
J: (Gives me a crazy look out of corner of eye.)